Thursday, November 02, 2006

UPD scribbled attempts, an anthology

FA Wall:
"nobody cares"
somebody answered: "not even the carebears?"
then another: "Not even Kier?"
then: "Not even Zoren?"
lastly: "Not even Zorro?"
(all written by different people)

AS:
AS chairs:
"Push button to eject seatmate."
"Push button to eject urself."
"Push button to kill teacher."
"Push button to eject teacher."
...Reply: "It's jammed! We're doomed!"

AS cubicle: "Donate your bulbol here.."
(stuck on the wall beside these words, a bubble gum)

AS chair : "You know bobo? Bobo is you!"

AS 1st floor CR: “If you forget the past, then you porget the purious..”

AS 1st floor CR again: "I'm a simple gay"
tapos me sumagot: “Sira! Dapat I'm simple and gay! Taga peyups kaba? Duh!"
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply): "Sira ka rin! Yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as a noun. Kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!"

CHEM:
Chem chair: "Push button to spray acid on prof’s face."

Another chem chair: “You Boron!!!”

BIO:
Bio chair: "Push cadaver to haunt teacher.”

FO Santos: “SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO...bawal.”

ENG’G:
Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal: "Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!"
Reply: "The future you are holding is very small."

MATH:
sa cr sa may math building: "SUMAPI SA NPA!"
may sumagot: "PAANO?"
may sumagot pa: “MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SAPINAKAMALAPITNA DROP BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!”

sa math building, sa likod ng isang “teacher’s chair” sa 3rd floor: "BABALA: asawa ni babalu"
sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli."You'll NEVER find what you're looking for."
May nag-reply: "Find x."

sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.nakasulat sa armchair: "F*CK DA WORLD!"
ta's may sumagot: “F*CK U TOO!--WORLD"
3rd floor math cr: "kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe."

UPIS
sa loob ng music room."Maam _______(music prof), boses palaka!"
tas may sumagot "Nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka?"
tas may sumagot uli: "Weh"
tas may nag-react uli "Oo, sabi kokak!kokak!"

VINZONS:
Wall ng vinzons "Do not steal. The government hates competition."

men's cr sa Vinzon’s: "Remember: the hands that clean this toilet arethe same hands that cook your food."

men's cr, waaaay above the urinal: "If you can reach this, the fire department wants you!"

NIGS:
sa isang upuan: "F*ck nigs!"
may nagreply: "Who's nigs?"

MAIN LIB:
sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section: “UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
tapos may sumagot: "Mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga-UP!"

UP KALAY:
Nietzsche: "God is dead"
God: "Nietzsche is dead!"

SC:
sa labas ng PNB: "In case of emergency break ass and push butt"

sa girls’ CR: "Bawal ang vandal Dito! ...Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin"

sa girls’ CR uli: “My boyfriend and I had sex and now I’m pregnant"
reply: "Pray to God"

1 comment:

theCHAOSPILOT said...

ayos mangalkal ng archives mo. tawa ako nang tawa rito sa opisina.