HP 5 movie trailer out

Release of the theatrical trailer of "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" movie on November 17th! Also only in screenings of Warner Bros' "Happy Feet".

UPD scribbled attempts, an anthology

FA Wall:
"nobody cares"
somebody answered: "not even the carebears?"
then another: "Not even Kier?"
then: "Not even Zoren?"
lastly: "Not even Zorro?"
(all written by different people)

AS:
AS chairs:
"Push button to eject seatmate."
"Push button to eject urself."
"Push button to kill teacher."
"Push button to eject teacher."
...Reply: "It's jammed! We're doomed!"

AS cubicle: "Donate your bulbol here.."
(stuck on the wall beside these words, a bubble gum)

AS chair : "You know bobo? Bobo is you!"

AS 1st floor CR: “If you forget the past, then you porget the purious..”

AS 1st floor CR again: "I'm a simple gay"
tapos me sumagot: “Sira! Dapat I'm simple and gay! Taga peyups kaba? Duh!"
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply): "Sira ka rin! Yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as a noun. Kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!"

CHEM:
Chem chair: "Push button to spray acid on prof’s face."

Another chem chair: “You Boron!!!”

BIO:
Bio chair: "Push cadaver to haunt teacher.”

FO Santos: “SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO...bawal.”

ENG’G:
Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal: "Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!"
Reply: "The future you are holding is very small."

MATH:
sa cr sa may math building: "SUMAPI SA NPA!"
may sumagot: "PAANO?"
may sumagot pa: “MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SAPINAKAMALAPITNA DROP BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!”

sa math building, sa likod ng isang “teacher’s chair” sa 3rd floor: "BABALA: asawa ni babalu"
sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli."You'll NEVER find what you're looking for."
May nag-reply: "Find x."

sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.nakasulat sa armchair: "F*CK DA WORLD!"
ta's may sumagot: “F*CK U TOO!--WORLD"
3rd floor math cr: "kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe."

UPIS
sa loob ng music room."Maam _______(music prof), boses palaka!"
tas may sumagot "Nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka?"
tas may sumagot uli: "Weh"
tas may nag-react uli "Oo, sabi kokak!kokak!"

VINZONS:
Wall ng vinzons "Do not steal. The government hates competition."

men's cr sa Vinzon’s: "Remember: the hands that clean this toilet arethe same hands that cook your food."

men's cr, waaaay above the urinal: "If you can reach this, the fire department wants you!"

NIGS:
sa isang upuan: "F*ck nigs!"
may nagreply: "Who's nigs?"

MAIN LIB:
sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section: “UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
tapos may sumagot: "Mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga-UP!"

UP KALAY:
Nietzsche: "God is dead"
God: "Nietzsche is dead!"

SC:
sa labas ng PNB: "In case of emergency break ass and push butt"

sa girls’ CR: "Bawal ang vandal Dito! ...Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin"

sa girls’ CR uli: “My boyfriend and I had sex and now I’m pregnant"
reply: "Pray to God"